- me: i have a bruise
- me: i'm going to name you Lee
- me:
- bruise:
- me:
- bruise:
- me:
- bruise:
- me: Bruise Lee
Reblogged from Twatsyndrome
I just realized how impatient I am…
When a picture on facebook doesn’t get likes in the first 10 seconds:
“I’m ugly!”
When tumblr doesn’t load:
Waiting behind a person buying 100 things when you only have to buy one:
When some one doesn’t reply to my chat or text in under 5 minutes:
When i exceed my ask limit for the hour:
When some one doesn’t understand what I am trying to tell them:
When people who came to the restaurant after me get their food before me:
Reblogged from little-district
I love this but the fact that its on a fork makes this even better <3
No spoons allowed! How much u wanna bet the person actually ate the soup after searchimg for all the letters?
Reblogged from homos
